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Short bursts of fun, that can easily be shared as a single image and read within a minute. For those who want a quick fix!

  • Massage

    Massage

    Some massages are so good that they change your life!

  • Synchronize

    Synchronize

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    Some apps come with risks! Especially ones that let you swap bodies with someone else. Make sure to read the terms and conditions carefully next time ~

  • Coffee

    Coffee

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    Some coffee experiences are life-changing. Especially this obscure Indonesian brew that no one wants to share with foreigners…

  • Training

    Training

    Pavlov trained dogs to salivate when they heard a bell. Could you train a man in a similar way to become a woman?

  • Grammar

    Grammar

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    When you taught English, you always found it hard to understand the difficulties your students had. Now it’s time to experience it first hand!

  • Sari

    Sari

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    [NOTE, THIS CAPTION PREDATES OPERATION SAMSARA, YET CAN BE FITTED INTO THAT UNIVERSE] Desi music and a desi dance, looks best with a desi girl. So you’d better make some changes!

  • Nails

    Nails

    Being a woman is hard, and comes with many new responsibilities.

  • Heels (Caption)

    Heels (Caption)

    If you had to wear heels, would you like it? Would you like it too much?

  • Sandals

    Sandals

    Be careful about stray clothes, you never know what kind of person may have left them behind!